Chris Coyier regrets that it is impossible for him

without compensation to
speak at a conference or event.
blog about your thing.
review an article.
have brain be picked.
come to your zoom meeting.
judge a contest.
under any circumstances to
help with your homework or university requirements.
provide technical support.
tweet about your thing.
freelance.
update a blog post with your spam.
have your boss on my podcast.